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ALIEN INVADERS – Space Teenagers

May 6, 2010

Space Teenagers

They come from outer space, arriving in hot rods that fly through the stars. They look just like ordinary teenagers, only dressed in leather jackets and black sunglasses. These aren’t your Bobby or Peggy-Sue, though, but aliens who have come to destroy the very fabric of society! Masters of mayhem, these space invaders love nothing more than to lure innocent American teens into rowdy behavior. Your own child may fall under their spell, and could start throwing bricks through storefront windows and listening to dangerous rock music!

Trying to stop them will seem futile. The space teenagers will be too “hip”, too “cool”, too “with it.” The streets will descend into anarchy, and parents everywhere will weep at the sudden loss of their domineering control. It is exactly at this point that you must not give up hope. Your child is still in there somewhere, they have simply been corrupted by deviant attitudes. You’re going to have to snatch them off the street, and deprogram them with old episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. Before long they should be back to normal, and you can team up together to run these space hooligans out of town.

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