SHAPESHIFTERS – Kick ‘em in the Nards

We’ve got a secret for you – the wolfman’s got nards. This probably shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise, considering men and wolves have dangly bits of their own and it makes sense that a monstrous hybrid would have them as well. Many people seem to forget this possibility, though, and don’t realize that a well-aimed kick to the groin can get them out of a hairy predicament. Just aim low and make sure to wear steel-toed boots. It should also be noted that this fighting technique only works on wolfmen. Female werewolves have absolutely no problem getting kicked in the privates, and will simply give an amused smile before tearing you to pieces.

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